and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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