So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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