But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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