problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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