This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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