FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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