just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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