: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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