omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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