But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize