and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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