Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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