I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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