hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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