Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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