So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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