I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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