I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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