I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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