girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She bit a glass in half.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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