Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I just blew my weed a kiss
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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