I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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