I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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