Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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