If i could tip my vagina, i would.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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