VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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