i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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