He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
the liver wants what the liver wants
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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