I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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