I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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