Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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