are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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