Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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