can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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