Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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