You're so nebulous sometimes
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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