But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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