there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
His nipple licking is glorious
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