Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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