I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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