You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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