HIV tests are more positive than that guy
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
