You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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