he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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