windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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