I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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