You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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