on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Say something about gay babies.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
