I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I look better un-naked...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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