I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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