yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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