Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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