So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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