Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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